June 4, 2010

Jack Daniels Fishing Story

People always send me jokes with anything related to fishing, sometimes they are funny, sometimes not...but I thought this one was pretty good.  Especially since I love fishing frogs and live in the South.

Jack Daniels Fishing Story
I went fishing this morning but after a short time  I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.  Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.  So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its  mouth.  His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South.
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